Saturday, February 27, 2010
What Every Woman Should Have
Posted by Somerset at 10:45 PM 2 comments
Labels: LIFE
Monday, February 22, 2010
It's official....
Friday, February 19
Test time 0800, arrive 30 minutes early to allow for time to fill out paper work. With a click of the mouse the countdown begins. Six hours is all you get to take this test. At least 75 questions and up to 265 at most. The more questions you get right, the harder they get. When the computer is 95% confident you're competent the test clicks off and the test is over. 90 minutes and 130 questions later the computer screen went black. 0930 walked out of the testing center pretty certain I had failed. Then the waiting began....
Saturday, February 20
Utah Division of Occupational & Professional Licensing is closed. No results will be posted. Zumba in the morning to work out some of the anxiety that comes with waiting. Off to work...a nice distraction.
Sunday, February 21
DOPL is still closed. Loving friends and family start to say things like, "I know you'll pass." "Have you heard anything yet?" "Don't worry, DOPL opens tomorrow and it'll post." Unless it didn't. I felt as though the test had chewed me up and spit me back out. I came to the conclusions it wasn't called a CAT test for nothing...It was a big ugly black cat hissing with claws bared.
Monday, February 22
0730: Check DOPL website. No results posted. Off to school to pass the time.
0900: Check DOPL website during a break between classes. No results posted.
1130: Home from school. Check DOPL website. No results posted.
1330: Check one more time before leaving for work. No results posted.
1331: Give in and pay $7.95 to receive Quick Results. Best money ever spent, for there on the screen it read: PASSED!
I let out a whispered shock, "I passed!?!" Then at the top of my lungs, "I PASSED!" Then I started to cry.
Somerset Smith, R.N.
Posted by Somerset at 11:10 PM 12 comments
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
L.O.V.E.
So, I spent it with the a Bug I love
Baking cookies, painting sun catchers, eating Heart shaped pizza, and
dancing with Micheal Jackson.
Kaicee: Somie, Jesus died...and so did Micheal Jackson.
Kaicee: Jesus and Micheal Jackson are in a fight.
Me: Why?
Kaicee: Micheal Jackson did drugs so Jesus is mad at him.
Me: No. Jesus is sad, but he loves every body.
Kaicee: No. He hates Micheal Jackson.
While singing along to Lady Antebella's Need You Now...
Me: What does it mean to be drunk?
Kaicee: It means you're really sick.
As much as I wish to keep her my little baby bug Forever, she gets bigger every day. She makes me laugh so hard, and sometimes I just love her so much it makes me cry.
Posted by Somerset at 9:48 PM 1 comments
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Dear Andrew,
Happy Valentimes Day, Somer.
It is a day of LOVE
and I love you!
I love you, too, Andrew. Thank you for bringing such goodness and joy into my life. Knowing and loving you made me a better person.
Somer
Posted by Somerset at 10:24 AM 0 comments
Labels: Little things, Love
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Dear Daylights...
I LOVE YOU?
The Daylights "Alive" Live Performance from Walter May on Vimeo.
Rogue Machine (Don't Say That You Want Me) from The Daylights on Vimeo.
The new album drops in 42 days. Pre-order it here
PS...Who wants to buy me the House Party Gig?
Posted by Somerset at 5:18 PM 0 comments
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Cake Wrecks
Life is insane! Life is busy! Life is beautiful. I have plenty of events to recall a-la-blog, however, they can wait. Sometimes I just need something to make me laugh-out-loud! Thanks to Cake Wrecks for these gems (Note: some parental discretion is advised):
Taschenrechner!!
Wo IST die Toiletin? Fahrvergnügen?
Ich bin ein Berliner! Schnell! Schnell!
Ahem. Well, I think that gets the point across.
It should be noted that the cake was supposed to read, "Germany, HERE we come!" (Ah, those pesky, hilarity-inducing homonyms.)
Even then, you know there are FB pics out there of a bunch of drunken guys posing with this cookie cake held in very, shall we say, strategic locations. Not good, bakers, not good.
Posted by Somerset at 8:07 PM 4 comments